the jack unleashed

New blog

2009-04-24T11:47:00.000-07:00

This is the last post at The Jack Unleashed. My new blog is called The Scary Lamp Post. I hope you'll check it out.

Toot Gas

2009-04-18T04:48:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry for not writing in so long.

And this story is called "Toot Gas."

I am going to work on a book that is called "Toot Gas" and I just wanted to post it on my blog.

It's a story about a superhero that can fly by tooting. I haven't made the story yet but when I've made it, I'll show it to you on my blog. I'm working on the illustrations. Dad thought it was hilarious when I told him what I wanted to do.

Homeschooling

2009-02-07T06:20:00.000-08:00

Next year I am going to do homeschooling. It's gonna be fun. I've heard what you do at homeschool. So I just can't wait to do homeschool. I can jump on my trampoline for recess. And we can go for walks. Boy, can I wait? No. And my mom says that we can make up our own stories! And that's my favorite part. And we can read books together and all kinds of fun stuff. Maybe even beyond fun stuff. And I'm gonna have to do typing lessons on Fridays. I can wait for that. I don't like typing lessons. I like it when my mom types for me. And Dad is going to teach me guitar lessons too. I can REALLY wait for that. And we might turn Mikey's room into the school room. That would mean that he would have to sleep in my room. And I don't care if he even has to sleep in my room cuz I get to sleep with him or on my top bunk.

Burlflippin' the Geggy

2009-02-07T06:09:00.000-08:00

I made up a word and it is called "Burlflippin' the geggy." Isn't that a funny word? I think it's funny too. A geggy is like a swimming pool that I made up. And it's like a person flipping in the geggy. Funny, huh?

Dad's and Mother's Day

2009-01-20T05:17:00.000-08:00

It is no fair that moms and dads get to have Mother's day and Dad's day and kids don't get to have Kid's day. It is just so unfair for kids to be treated like that. I just hate it.

Christmas Eve Eve at Church

2008-12-24T06:18:00.000-08:00

I WENT TO CHURCH AND I GOT A COOKIE. I ATE IT UP. I FOUND NANA AND GRANDDAD! I DECIDED TO SIT WITH THEM. THEY WERE EXCITED. I FELL ASLEEP IN GRANDDAD'S LAP. I SAW DAD UP ON THE STAGE. MY DAD WAS PLAYING GUITAR, AS ALWAYS. THEY SANG SOME SONGS. I TRIED NOT TO LISTEN. THEN FINALLY IT WAS OVER. I WENT TO NANA AND GRANDDAD'S HOUSE INSTEAD OF MY MOM'S. MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO GO TO THEIR HOUSE, BUT I JUST RAN TO THEIR CAR AND OPENED MY DOOR AND SAID "GOODBYE, MOM!" THEN GRANDDAD PUT MIKEY IN HIS SEAT AND WE TOOK OFF TO NANA AND GRANDDAD'S HOUSE.

My strep throat

2008-12-16T10:20:00.000-08:00

I have a strep throat. But I don't care because I don't fee like I even have it! And I don't have to go to school until Thursday! It's cool for me but it might not be for other kids because I don't like school. I have been staying home with my mom and baby brother. I have played video games because I was sick because my mom let me! I had to go to the doctor. I had to wait 35 minutes for the doctor to call me! And then the doctor finally called me, thankfully. Because I wanted to get that over with. The nurse had to stick a Q-tip in my mouth. It was so yucky! I have to take a VERY VERY yucky medicine. I don't even want to taste it.

Granddad and Santa

2008-12-16T10:15:00.000-08:00

My granddad has been calling Santa Claus names! He calls him "Big Fat Sucker" He also calls him "Big Fat Boy" and "Big Fat Sucker Boy." I don't know if he's joking but I'm pretty sure that he's joking. I think that he'll get some presents because I think that he's joking but he might not if he's not joking. I haven't been calling names like that. Neither has anybody else in my family except Granddad.

ABOUT MY DAD

2008-11-19T17:44:00.000-08:00

MY DAD IS COOL! HE HAS A BEARD AND A MUSTACHE... AND BLACK GLASSES. HIS EARS ARE BIG! HIS EYES ARE HAZEL! HE HAS FRECKLES. HIS JOB IS TEACHING ORCHESTRA. AND MY DAD WORKS ON HIS COMPUTER A LOT. HE PLAYS WITH MIKEY TOO. HE PLAYS WITH ME TOO. AND HE LIKES TO PLAY HIS GUITAR. ME AND MY DAD PRAY AT BEDTIME TOO. AFTER WE PRAY, MY DAD GETS HIS IPOD AND WE PLAY IT FOR 5 MINUTES.

My nightmare

2008-11-06T05:36:00.000-08:00

I had a bad nightmare. It was about me and somebody at my class named Christian and we were scientists. And I accidentally spilled some chemicals on him. And he turned into Venom. It was the worst dream I've ever had.

MY HALLOWEEN

2008-10-31T18:23:00.000-07:00

AGAIN WITH THE ALL CAPS....

MY HALLOWEEN WAS GREAT. I GOT LOTS OF CANDY TOO! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE BATMAN OR DARTH VADER. BUT THEN MY DAD FOUND MY BLACK SPIDERMAN MASK. SO I ENDED UP BEING SPIDERMAN. MIKEY, MY BABY BROTHER, WAS SUPERMAN. AND THE FISH WE USED TO HAVE WERE NAMED SPIDERMAN AND SUPERMAN. I FILLED UP MY BUCKET WITH LOTS OF CANDY. WE WERE GOING TO TRICK-OR-TREAT IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD BUT THERE WASN'T MUCH LIGHTS. SO WE WENT TO TRICK-OR-TRAEAT AT MY NANA AND GRANDDAD'S NEIGHBORHOOD. THERE WE GOT LOTS OF CANDY. AND AT ONE OF THE HOUSES, THERE WAS A SPOOKY PLACE IN THEIR GARAGE. IT LOOKED LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE. IT SCARED ME!! I WAS ABOUT TO SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL...AHHHHH!!! MIKEY, MY BABY BROTHER, ACTUALLY DID PRETTY WELL. HE USUALLY ACTS CRAZY. BUT HE DIDN'T THIS TIME. I'LL SEE YA ON MY NEXT POST. BYE!

About Beef Turkey

2008-10-30T15:40:00.000-07:00

At school at lunch we have this kind of food called beef turkey. I always get it. I love the beef turkey from school. The beef turkey is red and the package is yellow. It has the word "jack links" on it. But the cafeteria ladies call it "beef turkey." The beef turkey is yummy. Bye.

MY DAY

2008-10-27T17:13:00.000-07:00

(JACKSON IS INSISTING ON ALL CAPS FOR THIS POST)

TODAY I WENT TO SCHOOL. I BROUGHT MY LUNCH TO SCHOOL. WE USUALLY HAVE P.E. AND THEN MUSIC BUT TODAY WE DIDN'T HAVE P.E. BECAUSE WE ARE DOING A NEW PROGRAM FOR SCHOOL. IT IS CALLED E-I-E-I-OOPS. I'LL TELL YOU A JOKE FROM IT.

Q-HEY CURLY.
C-YEAH, Q.
Q-DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE HOG WITH NO NOSE?
C-NO, HOW'D HE SMELL?
Q-HOW'D HE SMELL?? TERRIBLE!

THE NEXT JOKE IS:

Q-HEY CURLY
C-YEAH, Q.
Q-I LOST MY BABY PIG.
C-THAT'S TERRIBLE! WHY DON'T YOU PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER?
Q-DON'T BE SILLY! HE CAN'T READ.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE IN MY GOODIE BAG? OKAY. I HAVE THESE CRAYONS AND THEY'RE DOUBLE CRAYONS! I ALSO HAVE TWO GOOGLEY EYE GLASSES. AND I GOT M&M'S IN THERE TOO. AND I HAVE TWO PUMPKIN PENCILS AND A COLORING BOOK. THAT'S ALL.

The Halloween party

2008-10-27T14:21:00.000-07:00

I went to my Granny's house a few days ago. A few minutes later my cousins, Garrett and Kyle came. I was happy that they finally came. We bobbed for apples. It was fun. I caught them with my teeth on the stem. And after that we played lots of games with each other. But then my aunt said, "You only have ten more minutes left to play and so play while you have time." And so we played for ten minutes. And after that she told us to pick a color. I picked green. My cousin, Garrett picked red. My cousin, Kyle picked yellow. The game was that we picked up the toys of the colors that we picked. And if there were some colors that we didn't pick, we just left them on the floor. Then it was time for my cousins to leave and I stayed with my Granny for a few minutes. And finally, Dad came to pick me up! Before we left, Granny gave us goodie bags. But my mom left it there and it was an accident. Bye!

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Anakin destroys Obi-Wan

2008-10-26T18:31:00.000-07:00

I was battling my daddy on The Force Unleashed for Wii. That is my favorite video game. And I was lightninging (the verb form of lightning) my dad in the neck. Me and my dad were playing on battle mode. I like to play as Anakin Skywalker.