New blog

This is the last post at The Jack Unleashed. My new blog is called The Scary Lamp Post. I hope you'll check it out.

Toot Gas

I'm sorry for not writing in so long.

And this story is called "Toot Gas."

I am going to work on a book that is called "Toot Gas" and I just wanted to post it on my blog.

It's a story about a superhero that can fly by tooting. I haven't made the story yet but when I've made it, I'll show it to you on my blog. I'm working on the illustrations. Dad thought it was hilarious when I told him what I wanted to do.

Homeschooling

Next year I am going to do homeschooling. It's gonna be fun. I've heard what you do at homeschool. So I just can't wait to do homeschool. I can jump on my trampoline for recess. And we can go for walks. Boy, can I wait? No. And my mom says that we can make up our own stories! And that's my favorite part. And we can read books together and all kinds of fun stuff. Maybe even beyond fun stuff. And I'm gonna have to do typing lessons on Fridays. I can wait for that. I don't like typing lessons. I like it when my mom types for me. And Dad is going to teach me guitar lessons too. I can REALLY wait for that. And we might turn Mikey's room into the school room. That would mean that he would have to sleep in my room. And I don't care if he even has to sleep in my room cuz I get to sleep with him or on my top bunk.

Burlflippin' the Geggy

I made up a word and it is called "Burlflippin' the geggy." Isn't that a funny word? I think it's funny too. A geggy is like a swimming pool that I made up. And it's like a person flipping in the geggy. Funny, huh?

Dad's and Mother's Day

It is no fair that moms and dads get to have Mother's day and Dad's day and kids don't get to have Kid's day. It is just so unfair for kids to be treated like that. I just hate it.

Christmas Eve Eve at Church

I WENT TO CHURCH AND I GOT A COOKIE. I ATE IT UP. I FOUND NANA AND GRANDDAD! I DECIDED TO SIT WITH THEM. THEY WERE EXCITED. I FELL ASLEEP IN GRANDDAD'S LAP. I SAW DAD UP ON THE STAGE. MY DAD WAS PLAYING GUITAR, AS ALWAYS. THEY SANG SOME SONGS. I TRIED NOT TO LISTEN. THEN FINALLY IT WAS OVER. I WENT TO NANA AND GRANDDAD'S HOUSE INSTEAD OF MY MOM'S. MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO GO TO THEIR HOUSE, BUT I JUST RAN TO THEIR CAR AND OPENED MY DOOR AND SAID "GOODBYE, MOM!" THEN GRANDDAD PUT MIKEY IN HIS SEAT AND WE TOOK OFF TO NANA AND GRANDDAD'S HOUSE.

My strep throat

I have a strep throat. But I don't care because I don't fee like I even have it! And I don't have to go to school until Thursday! It's cool for me but it might not be for other kids because I don't like school. I have been staying home with my mom and baby brother. I have played video games because I was sick because my mom let me! I had to go to the doctor. I had to wait 35 minutes for the doctor to call me! And then the doctor finally called me, thankfully. Because I wanted to get that over with. The nurse had to stick a Q-tip in my mouth. It was so yucky! I have to take a VERY VERY yucky medicine. I don't even want to taste it.