(JACKSON IS INSISTING ON ALL CAPS FOR THIS POST)
TODAY I WENT TO SCHOOL. I BROUGHT MY LUNCH TO SCHOOL. WE USUALLY HAVE P.E. AND THEN MUSIC BUT TODAY WE DIDN'T HAVE P.E. BECAUSE WE ARE DOING A NEW PROGRAM FOR SCHOOL. IT IS CALLED E-I-E-I-OOPS. I'LL TELL YOU A JOKE FROM IT.
Q-HEY CURLY.
C-YEAH, Q.
Q-DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE HOG WITH NO NOSE?
C-NO, HOW'D HE SMELL?
Q-HOW'D HE SMELL?? TERRIBLE!
THE NEXT JOKE IS:
Q-HEY CURLY
C-YEAH, Q.
Q-I LOST MY BABY PIG.
C-THAT'S TERRIBLE! WHY DON'T YOU PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER?
Q-DON'T BE SILLY! HE CAN'T READ.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE IN MY GOODIE BAG? OKAY. I HAVE THESE CRAYONS AND THEY'RE DOUBLE CRAYONS! I ALSO HAVE TWO GOOGLEY EYE GLASSES. AND I GOT M&M'S IN THERE TOO. AND I HAVE TWO PUMPKIN PENCILS AND A COLORING BOOK. THAT'S ALL.
Jackson playing The Force Unleashed
About Jackson
- Jackson Hintze
- I am a giant fan of video games. And I love The Force Unleashed video game. It is awesome. And besides that, I am six years old. Bye.
3 comments:
Funny joke, Jackson! And thanks for telling me what was in the goodie bag.
NOW GO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!
Have a super good day!!
It turns out googly eyed glasses are one of my favorites...You are a lucky fella!!
I am glad that you have a blog...because I think you are quite funny.
Blog on, Randy
What are double crayons? I have never heard of them. Jackson, I need to borrow one of your swords. We have costume day at school tomorrow and I have to dress up as the Farmer's Wife from three blind mice. I can't take a butcher's knife to school cause I might hurt one of the poor little mice so I thought maybe I could use one of your swords, or maybe even one of your light sabers. That would work......Keep on writing..Aunt Gale
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