Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Granddad and Santa
My granddad has been calling Santa Claus names! He calls him "Big Fat Sucker" He also calls him "Big Fat Boy" and "Big Fat Sucker Boy." I don't know if he's joking but I'm pretty sure that he's joking. I think that he'll get some presents because I think that he's joking but he might not if he's not joking. I haven't been calling names like that. Neither has anybody else in my family except Granddad.
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Jackson, what about Granddad sneaking around looking his presents? I think that might make Santa angry, don't you?
That should have read "looking for his presents". If Maury reads that, he might make fun of me so I really needed to correct it.
Jackson, we have a Santa that we call Satan Santa. I hope your mom doesn't mind that I'm putting this on your blog. I tried to call her and she didn't answer her phone so she had her chance to tell me not to. :) She can delete it before you read it if she wants.
Anyway, I'll show it to you some time when you're at my house. We're not calling Santa himself names, just that particular toy Santa that hangs on our wall.
Here's the story: I had him hanging outside one year and he has a motion sensor so when someone walks by he starts yelling in kind of an evil voice, Ho, Ho, Ho! Tommy had gone running early one morning and it was still dark when he came in the door and it went off. I think he screamed like a girl and almost had a heart attack. He takes the batteries out every time I put them in.
Sure hope we still get presents.
Also, I'm sorry you're home sick but I'm kind of glad you are cause I like to read your blogs.
Jackson, we don't want to take any chances so STAY AWAY FROM GRANDDAD...FAR FAR AWAY..
I'm just kidding, Granddad must be joking.... but just in case, be extra good until Christmas
Aunt Gale
Granddad's a twerp.
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